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	<description>Offensive, Pissed-Off, Armed and Looking For Some Tea and a Harbor to Dump It In...</description>
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		<title>Four easy steps to a political coup</title>
		<link>http://www.churchofthepainfultruth.com/2010/09/02/four-easy-steps-to-a-political-coup/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Sep 2010 04:59:56 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Domestic Terrorism]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Homeland Insecurity]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Rectal-Cranial Inversion]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[It doesn&#8217;t take much to launch a political coup &#8212; just ask any tin-plated dictator of a banana republic. They&#8217;ll happily tell you that it requires only four simple steps. Have a moron elected as the leader of the nation. This can be accomplished by preying on the weak-minded dependent class and the sanctimonious socialist [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Will the real &#8220;domestic terrorist&#8221; please stand up?</title>
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				<category><![CDATA[Cult of Global Warming]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Janet Napolitano is still of the opinion that veterans (as well as conservatives, tea-partiers, libertarians and anyone having anything to do with the Gadsden Flag) are domestic terrorists. Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano said Wednesday that she was briefed before the release of a controversial intelligence assessment and that she stands by the report, which [...]]]></description>
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		<title>John McCain and what is STILL wrong with the Republican party</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Aug 2010 00:10:14 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[RINO Watch]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Rectal-Cranial Inversion]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[John McCain has scored a win against challenger J. D. Hayworth in Tuesday&#8217;s Arizona Republican primary race. This serves as proof-positive that the Republican voters just STILL don&#8217;t get it. Republican voters apparently still don&#8217;t understand that, regardless of the outcome of the November mid-term elections, McCain will simply deliver 2 more years of the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>We&#8217;re BAA-aaack!</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Aug 2010 03:14:48 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Administrative]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[After an extended hiatus, The Church of the Painful Truth is back with a vengeance &#8212; and just when the commie-in-chief and his mindless zombie brownshirt supporters thought that we were gone for good.  I guess it sucks to be them. We&#8217;ll be continuing to upgrade the site in the next few weeks, so please [...]]]></description>
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