Teleprompter falls faster than tax revenues…

ABC reports that today, one of Barry’s teleprompters could take no more and leapt to its death.

Midway through his speech on urban and metropolitan policy in the Eisenhower Executive Office Building this afternoon, one of his two small glass prompters came crashing down, hitting the wood floor and crashing in many pieces. It made quite a ruckus.

“Oh, goodness,” a startled President Obama said. “Sorry about that, guys.”

He then proceeded on with his remarks, “To pull our economy back from the brink, including the largest and most sweeping economic recovery plan in our nation’s history…”

I’d be willing to bet that, as “journalists”, they took the previous quote out-of-context (as they’re so willing to do to conservatives) and that it really went more like this…

“To pull our … ummm … head out of our … ummm … economy back … ahhh … from the … ummm … capitalists … errr … brink, including … ummm … the largest and most sweeping tax increase … errr … economic … ummm … destruction … errr … recovery plan … ahhh … will you guys at ABC just finish this for me? After all, you guys wrote it…”

But hey, that’s just me doing that thinking thing again…

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